


Gay Super Heroes and Perverted People

by me12243



Category: Underworld
Genre: Humor, Parody
Language: English
Status: In-Progress
Published: 2010-01-12
Updated: 2010-01-12
Packaged: 2013-10-03 17:34:21
Rating: M
Chapters: 1
Words: 361
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5662099/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2119667/me12243
Summary: DISCONTINUED





	Gay Super Heroes and Perverted People

PLOT BUNNIES JUST EXPLODED INSIDE MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So Viktor, Selene, Lucian, Sonja, Kraven and Erika were sitting in the lounge.

Viktor: Where's Michael?

Selene was picking at her nails. "Don't know."

Viktor slapped her hands. "Don't be picking at those pretty nails, got it?!?!"

Everybody: 0.o

Suddenly Michael jumped through the wall! He dyed his hair pink, and was wearing a cat woman suit.

Michael: Da!da!da!da! It's gay man! Here I come to save the day! And. I . Look. FABULOUS!

Everyone: *Uncrontrolable laughter........except Selene*

Selene: 0.o

Michael: And my ass wistels when I fly! :D

Selene: =C

Lucian: RUN!!!!!!!!! IT'S GUNNA BLOW!!!!!!!!!!!! He runs out the wall michael had made.

Selene lands on top of michael and And grabs his dick with her nails and twists it.

Selene: SAY YOU'RE NOT GAY!

Michael: X( If you stop twisting my dick maybe my boner would prove I'm not!

Selene: You fucked up your hair!

Michael: I just wanted to fit in with Viktor!

Viktor: =C *hiss hiss*

Selene grabs michael and drags him into the other room.

Sonja: *looks up at kraven* Does she get horney everytime she gets mad?

Kraven: Only when she's mad at michael.

They all suddenly hear something hitting the wall repeatedly. followed by Selene moaning.

Viktor: Really horney.

Erika: Kraven baby, Lets all go to sonics!

So everyone left and went to sonics.

AT SONICS:

Viktor: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE THE FIRE ISLAND BURGER ANYMORE?!?!?

The resturaunt called the cops, so they had to leave.

They went home and found Selene ad michael passed out in the kitchen naked.

Krven: *drool*

Erika punched him in the groin. "My breasts are three times larger than hers!!!"

So erika took him in the ther room and pretty soon everybody could hear more thumping.

so it was just Viktor and Sonja.

Sonja: Daddy, I'm pregnant.

Viktor: 0.o What am i supposed to do about it?

Sonja: Take me to burger king so i can have some fries.

So they left.

To be continued only if my plot bunnies explode again...........................


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